Cake-cutting time!

Cute townie tries his darndest to single-handedly reach the bottom of the champagne bottle.

Chase and random teen do their best Quirrell-Voldemort impression.

Nate, it is generally considered impolite to brandish silverware at your spouse/party guests.

Let the reception begin! (okay, who is serving alcohol to a minor??)

The groomsmen were total lushes.

Happy newlywed faces! (and the face of a bartender who is 1000% done with her job)

Punk-ass kid who stood off to the side giving everyone a stank face

I originally intended to take some posed wedding pictures on their beach property to make custom portraits for the house (a gigantic failure BUT ANYWAY) – I thought this one came out so nicely, it looks like they had a secret beachfront wedding without telling anyone and then had a full ceremony with their friends later. :3