sims 2 – Page 36 – simper fi

Teaser pics from my very non-Maxis match WIP… 🙂

Zynlos convinces Leah to sign up for a ballet class. 🙂

Leah, what could possibly be going on in your Sims game that’s so intense?

Sims: *crashes*

Oh. Right.

This is Darien Bruto. He is ugly and poor.

This is Darien’s ugly house, which I (of course) made way too big so he has exactly $0 for furnishing. Like, there’s a bed, a toilet, a fridge, and a stove. That’s it.

He randomly became a warlock somehow?? Townie Abel is ~instantly~ attracted to Darien’s newfound mysteriousness.

Oh yeah, Daenerys is also randomly his neighbor. #2AMdecisions

Abel’s kind of just like “ehhhhh I’m not sure I’m thinking this through…”

shit that’s a scary face. These two are seemingly smitten but Darien’s asked Abel to move in like 3 times already and Abel keeps refusing, lmao (not that I blame him)

The pajamas, rotting macaroni, and dead flies pretty much say it all.

This failure has literally $25 to his name and he fucking gets FIRED on the first day of work, smh. No wonder Abel keeps refusing to move in with you.

In a semi-tipsy state tonight, I decided it would be splendid to follow through on my idea to start a legacy (uglacy? prettacy? whatever the kids call it) with this hideous fella. Pics are captioned if you’re so inclined.

I doubt I’ll be posting this regularly (maybe I will? who knows), but it has its own tag anyway. Just in case you want to block this obscenity lmao.

Meanwhile, Annie’s been getting the hang of the flower shop business and practices some of her new sales techniques on Shena.

RANK 2!!!

Whooooops, okay, so I maybe I was neglecting Luke. 😡 No worries, big sister Leah to the rescue! Er, Leah, maybe you can tone it down with the competitiveness, eh?