Shena, who is in the culinary career path at the moment, starts a fire in the kitchen while making toaster pastries. (To be fair, she still only holds the position of “dishwasher.”)

Porkchop stands valiantly before the flames, barking as if to keep them at bay. 

Shena, you look at those burned toaster pastries and THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU’VE DONE