And with that, Graham’s (rather successful) first round at college comes to an end! What’s up next for Graham and Melanie? What about poor Emily? Will Graham sign off on the movie rights to his sexy alien romance series, thus catapulting it into a multi-million dollar franchise? STAY TUNED!
Graham is seriously thwarting my headcanon of him as a mediocre-at-best writer of cheesy sci-fi romance novels. Seriously, he managed to publish a second novel (a sequel to the first, of course, in which the sexy alien comes to earth many years later to reunite with her astronaut lover only to discover they have a child), and it’s a BESTSELLER. COME ON, GRAHAM. WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR PLANS FOR MEDIOCRITY.
In this moment, as Graham prances off to his final exam, I realize he is definitely Alfred’s son.
Aaaaaand we’re back to Graham’s usual state of disappointment when hearing from family members. This time it’s poor Charlie on the receiving end. 😐
Apparently the last phone call didn’t completely put Matthew off, because he came to visit his brother at college! (I’m considering this a Big Deal, because in my mind this desert uni subhood is faaaar away from Sycamore Cove. :3)
Greetings! I have returned to your dash with even more pictures from Graham’s never-ending uni round which really isn’t that long because I had added a shorter uni mod, I’m just being a lazy piece of shit about posting the pics.
Anyway, despite what all of my screenshots of Graham at the community lots may lead you to believe, he spent the majority of his round working on a cheesy romance novel. (It’s about an astronaut who goes to space and falls in love with a sexy alien and returns home with a special souvenir…)
As you can see, Graham is immensely proud of himself (I’m poking a bit of fun at the fact that he’s so happy to be reading his own novel, but since it’s my all-but-abandoned dream to publish a book someday, I’m quite envious). He enjoys talking about his book to anyone and everyone who will listen. His dormmate Rob seems especially pleased about the surprise element.
this is the face Graham makes every time his brother Matthew calls (or any family member, really. Matthew is the only one who ever bothers to call though, which isn’t saying much)
WOW REAL SUBTLE GRAHAM
jumping into the hot tub naked even though there were two (not pictured) other students in there: Just Melanie Things™
simper fi 