Poor Dionysus is cursed with an unrelenting case of pruritus. 😦
Tag: dionysus corax
Sampling the local fare.
Dionysus, I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to kick off your honeymoon by CHECKING OUT ANOTHER MAN IN FRONT OF YOUR HUSBAND.
Ezra had always wanted to take a Far East vacation, and how could Dionysus say no? The newlyweds head to Takemizu Village for their honeymoon.
Ezra and Dionysus exchange vows in a small church ceremony. 🙂
Dionysus found a magic lamp! This was super exciting as I’ve never had the genie in my game before (yes, in all ten years of playing TS2). He used his first wish to ask for money (to pay for an exotic honeymoon, of course).
Engagements all around! Dionysus proposes to Ezra (although that’s the only screenshot I got as my game glitched out during the proposal sequence). Their blissful moment was rudely interrupted when Ezra had to run outside to thaw out Kalliope.
Really, guys, this couldn’t wait? Your apartment is literally next door. CONTROL YOURSELVES.
Let’s face it, pizza is the most romantic thing in the world.
simper fi 