This is Darien’s ugly house, which I (of course) made way too big so he has exactly $0 for furnishing. Like, there’s a bed, a toilet, a fridge, and a stove. That’s it.
He randomly became a warlock somehow?? Townie Abel is ~instantly~ attracted to Darien’s newfound mysteriousness.
Oh yeah, Daenerys is also randomly his neighbor. #2AMdecisions
Abel’s kind of just like “ehhhhh I’m not sure I’m thinking this through…”
shit that’s a scary face. These two are seemingly smitten but Darien’s asked Abel to move in like 3 times already and Abel keeps refusing, lmao (not that I blame him)
The pajamas, rotting macaroni, and dead flies pretty much say it all.
This failure has literally $25 to his name and he fucking gets FIRED on the first day of work, smh. No wonder Abel keeps refusing to move in with you.
In a semi-tipsy state tonight, I decided it would be splendid to follow through on my idea to start a legacy (uglacy? prettacy? whatever the kids call it) with this hideous fella. Pics are captioned if you’re so inclined.
I doubt I’ll be posting this regularly (maybe I will? who knows), but it has its own tag anyway. Just in case you want to block this obscenity lmao.
simper fi 