Graham is seriously thwarting my headcanon of him as a mediocre-at-best writer of cheesy sci-fi romance novels. Seriously, he managed to publish a second novel (a sequel to the first, of course, in which the sexy alien comes to earth many years later to reunite with her astronaut lover only to discover they have a child), and it’s a BESTSELLER. COME ON, GRAHAM. WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR PLANS FOR MEDIOCRITY.