i was gonna make a joke about how the massachusetts candle probably smells like a drug deal in the dunkin donuts parking lot but then i checked and it legitimately smells like dunkin coffee i’m done
does the jersery one smell like a fucking dumpster
link to the site if anyone’s curious about their home state!
*sniffs the jersey one* ah yes dumpsters and beaches
Ohio is corn
chocolate and molasses.
NorCal is pear, redwood, and vineyards. (Kudos to them for separating NorCal and SoCal.)
really disappointed Wisconsin’s doesn’t smell like cheese. Also Texas needs to be broken up. My part of Texas needs more tacos and bbq than cotton and leather.
Alabama is “hints of wet road fresh from a summer storm, magnolia, and peanuts,” which all sounds legitimately great but I’m gonna need more red dirt and pine trees in there my dudes
Blackberries and BBQ? Nope. Mine needs a hell of a lot more ‘Psychotic redneck Trump voters, KKK, and Koch Brothers Owned Politicians.“
“pine tree, hazelnut, and Oregon pears” nah more like pine trees, rain, and mould
Connecticut: “vanilla, nutmeg, and apple orchard scents” I guess? Idk where the vanilla comes from. Needs more autumn leaf smell. And income inequality, whatever that smells like.
Me before clicking: “If the Maryland one doesn’t include Old Bay somehow, I’m slapping them with a glove and demanding satisfaction.”
Maryland: hints of salt water and Old Bay.
Duel averted. Good job.
“magnolia, honeysuckle, country jasmine, and Louisiana sweet potato”
Expected magnolia, vaguely disappointed there’s nothing spicy, no idea how a Louisiana sweet potato smells any different from any other state’s.
“Scent takes you back to the Land of Lincoln with hints of grain fields, violets (the state flower), and lake breeze” ??? They need a Chicago one, because that’s not what it smells like here. It should smell like Garrett’s popcorn, chocolate, sewer, asphalt, and horse urine.
“Alaska: These scents will take you back to the good ol’ days in America’s Last Frontier with hints of spruce forest, mountain air, and glacial meltwater.” Fair enough, but I feel like it’s missing important scents like diesel fuel, dead fish, and moose poop.
“Lake Breeze” for Illinois is kind of vague. Do they mean “dead fish washed up on the shore and baking in the sun for two weeks” lake breeze?
South Carolina – “Scent brings you back home with hints of palmetto, hibiscus, sweet tea, and sea breeze.” I suppose that means you can only be homesick for the coast? Switch that to sweet tea and pine trees and you’ve got the rest of the state.
New York: “Scent will bring you back home to the Empire State with hints of Adirondacks forest floor, apple orchards, and pumpkin.”
Ha, I wish! It’s nice and all, but what about the 8.5 million people (including myself) who live in the city? Needs essences of hot garbage, urine, and street food. :3
simper fi 